Another Chapter

Sent by: Ate Ghemz

Ano ang tawag sa hipon na laging nadadapa?
- Accident prawn
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Sent by: Carl

Bana: Tab-ang ang kape, bugnaw ang kan-on, lasaw ang sabaw! Unsaon man pagkagana nato ini?
Asawa: Sobra na ka ha! Nireklamo ba ko gabii nga PARAT IMONG ITLOG?!
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Sent by: Carl

Alamat sa batang lami hapakon:

Bata: Ayo, mo palit ko!
Tindera: Unsa man?
Bata: Naa moy skats tape nga tag piso?
Tindera: Naa!
Bata: Tag pila man?
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Sent by: Mike

The lyrics behind the song eternal flame

Buta: Close your eyes…
Pungkol: Give me your hand darling…
Bungol: Do you hear my heart beating…
Bugo: Do you understand..
Manhid: Do you feel the same?
Poor: I am only dreaming..
Fireman: Is this burning? An eternal flame…
Amang: Say my name…
Boang: Sunshine to the rain…
Sad: My whole life so lonely…
Doctor: They’ll come and ease the pain…
Addik: I don’t wanna loose this feeling…
Wolf: Whoooooooow..!
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Sent by: Cousin Boyet

Atty: Asa man ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
Jun: Sa kamaisan.
Atty: Nag-unsa ka didto?
Jun: Nalibang.
Atty: Pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
Jun: Naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?
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Sent by: Carl

Exercise daily keep your body healthy. Like my lola, she was 75 when she started walking 5 kilometers a day. Now she’s 98 and until now, wa pa mouli.. Lola, naa ka diha?
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Sent by: Carl

May nakasabay ako sa lunch

Naay kugmo near her lips

Giinngnan ko na lang na “naay momho near your lips”

Gitilapan niya ug nisulti

Kaw jud di man momho…

Sud-an!
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Sent by: Carl

2 men drinking

Man 1: Pare bakit hanggang ngayon wala ka paring jowa? Tingnan moko nakakailan na. Na kabang natitipuhan?
Man 2: (Blushes) Meron pare.. Manhid ka lang..
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Sent by: Cousin Boyet

Inspirational Quote:

1. Lahat ng problema may solusyon.. Kapag walang solusyon, wag mo ng problemahin.
2. Always remember: Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila.. Don’t force yourself, make life easy.
3. Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend.. Ang iba sa kanila may boyfriend.
4. Don’t face you problem, if your problem is your face.
5. Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod…
6. Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so don’t practice.

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Sent by: Cousin Boyet

Naa ko sa police station nadakpan ko! Ulaw kaayo kay..

Illegal pocession of cute face kuno!

Wa koy nasulti kundi guilty. Lig-on man gud ang ebidensya.
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Sent by: Carl

Waiting for someone you love is never easy especially when, while your waiting, the one your waiting for isn’t aware that you’re waiting.

- Tongue twister na siya. Ayaw pagemote.
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Sent by: Joanna

Customer tawag sa Smart..

Smart: This is Smart Communication Service, how may I help you?
Customer: Well.. I have a problem.. Kanang… Naa moy lamaw? Ngayo ko veh… Tsege nah!
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Sent by: Carl

Pari: Muapil ka sa Army Of God?
Juan: Member nako ana padre.
Pari: Ngano wala man ka sa misa permi?
Juan: Secret agent man gud ko padre.

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